I drank a kale shake without bananas this morning.....it was absolutely horrendous.
I love the site Texts From Last Night. Sometimes I try to picture the people engaged in such absurd tangled circumstances. Then I realize some of them look familiar...and I check my phone....
Anyway, an ode to Texts From Last Night. Only this was at 7:45 am.
Alligator Jack: Morning! How's life in the fast lane?
Boobs: Good, thanks for checking in. How was your drunken return to work? Did you swing open the doors and yell "I HAVE RETURNED, BOW DOWN BEFORE ME"
Alligator Jack: uh, something similar. You should buy a boat and call it Life in the Fast Lane, so I can ask you that more often.
Boobs: Dude, I DO live in the fast lane. Why just last night I read a book, got stoned, and stared into my dogs eyes and communicated with her for 3 hours via blinks.
Alligator Jack: Oh.
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